A paradox. After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.
I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.
it’s a parabox.
*grows flowers on u because youre dirt*
is that butter
no it’s stonehenge
I can’t believe it’s not butter
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
this looks like the title of a fall out boy song
I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAT WAS FANTASTIC
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
i dont want a boyfriend i want a boy who worships the ground i walk on, tells me im cute, buys me things, and makes out with me a lot